Top-selling Lads Mag hits Bloggobbledegook

Ecologically aware footballer No.1

Bellamy, one of the true gentlemen of the game, pictured during his time at Blackburn Rovers, before going on to delight the fans of Newcastle, Celtic and now Liverpool with his well-known modesty and incomparable knowledge of botany.

The ultimate nightmare is back:

Certificate 18

Booootiful!

I was shocked to hear of the bird-flu epidemic on Bernard Manning's Suffolk turkey farm. Pictured here we see the renowned animal-lover, tending to one of his sick birds.

"More morphine sir?"

After a slip on an Arctic-esque Sunderland pavement yesterday morning, your esteemed Blogmaster has broken his right humerus bone (upper-arm) and therefore cannot properly type, let alone create his 'hilarious' cut-and-paste photo montages! As such, regular readers may notice that this blog is scarcely updated in the next three months or so. Until normal service can be resumed, please enjoy some pages from Ceefax.

Hero of The Kop

Radio 4's 'Book of The Week'