Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Top-selling Lads Mag hits Bloggobbledegook

Ecologically aware footballer No.1

Bellamy, one of the true gentlemen of the game, pictured during his time at Blackburn Rovers, before going on to delight the fans of Newcastle, Celtic and now Liverpool with his well-known modesty and incomparable knowledge of botany.

The ultimate nightmare is back:

Friday, March 30, 2007

Certificate 18

Monday, February 05, 2007


I was shocked to hear of the bird-flu epidemic on Bernard Manning's Suffolk turkey farm. Pictured here we see the renowned animal-lover, tending to one of his sick birds.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

"More morphine sir?"

After a slip on an Arctic-esque Sunderland pavement yesterday morning, your esteemed Blogmaster has broken his right humerus bone (upper-arm) and therefore cannot properly type, let alone create his 'hilarious' cut-and-paste photo montages! As such, regular readers may notice that this blog is scarcely updated in the next three months or so. Until normal service can be resumed, please enjoy some pages from Ceefax.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Hero of The Kop

Friday, January 05, 2007

Radio 4's 'Book of The Week'

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