Bureau des Etrangers, Outlandos d'amour, Jeux Sans Frontières

Jean-Paul Nettles stars as Jersey's favourite big-nosed alcoholic cop, always just failing to arrest the villain thanks to his implausibly large hooter.

The Hitman and Her

Coming soon to an Essex nightclub near you . . .

"The Hitman and Her"

Featuring Dennis Waterman, Gordon Strachan and lots of drunk people from Essex.

Frank Dobson MP unveiled as the new Captain Birdseye

Das television in eine Deutschland

Am Samstag: Doktor Wer

"Lord Nelson, Sir Winston Churchill, Lady Diana, Bruce Forsyth. Bruce Forsyth, can your hear me? Your boys took one helluva beating"

Paul McQuillan is The Mona Lisa